Fifty Shades Fucking Ridiculous, Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Two. Jack has supposedly kidnapped Mia. He wants five million dollars in two hours or Mia gets it. If Ana tells anyone, he will kill Mia also. So, Ana dodges security and goes to the bank. Grey thinks she’s leaving him, and to keep him off the trail, she lies. You are fucking dumb. I’m out! Seriously, I can’t do it anymore.

On the Kindle, I’m only at 78%. No more. My brain is threatening to commit hara-kiri.

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You wanna know how it ends? Let’s see if I can remember because I finished this idiotic book in JANUARY. She goes to meet Jack, and he beats her up and puts her in a coma. Of course. So she is only vaguely aware of anything for a while, but we discover that Grey feels guilty or some shit. She wakes up, and then it’s later, and they have two kids, and Taylor married Mrs. Jones, the housekeeper, and they all live happily ever after. And here’s where I puke.

Bonus features! Yes, there were bonus features. One was Grey’s first Christmas with his adopted family from his perspective. The other was a chapter of the first <i>Fifty Shades</i> from Grey’s perspective, when he goes to the hardware store and makes his sordid purchases.

We are DONE. FOREVER!! YAY!!!!!!!

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  1. Let’s have a Viking funeral for the 50 Shades books and burn them at sea.

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