Fifty Shades Fucking Ridiculous, Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Eighteen. It’s Ana’s birthday; she gets an expensive charm bracelet from Grey. Oh, and

Of course, because she mentioned it before, you see. Ugh. Her mother forgot her birthday, though. So, the Greys banter, as you do when you’re two fucking annoying paper people in the third book of something that has no place being a trilogy.

Christian takes her downstairs at the hotel for a surprise party. Ana cries, and wishes for her dad to get better. The sex is only implied, so we’re spared . . . this time. And Ray awakes from his coma. Whoopdeedoo. Can we go now

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