Yawn. Snore. (Eclipse)

I can sum up Eclipse, part three of the Twilight series, thusly:

People are getting murdered. It is the work of Victoria and a coven of baby vampires, who have insatiable blood lust. Vampires and werewolves fight together to rid the world of the scourge. Edward wants to marry Bella before taking her virginity – I mean, blood. I mean, human form. Jacob is still very much in love with Bella, but she prefers her ice prince instead of the woolly man, even though she loves Jacob, too. But in a different way. Jacob is invited to the wedding and he runs away. The End.

It took Stephenie Meyer over 600 pages to tell this story. Just so you’re aware.

Is it even worth it to read Breaking Dawn at this point?


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